Change:  the commentary video: There's no particular reason Kelly chose a beretta for the gun, other than the obvious reason that it rhymes with "dresser." "Dresser" is, of course, integral to the plot, as it is the only logical item under which you would search for an intruder.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 597)

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Change: Watch this chapter on IFCChapter Summary: Sylvester wakes up and realizes he spent the night with a girl he met in a club the night before. Mad at   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 448)

Change: disvoicersdiscovers he's on the 5th floor and can't get out thru the window.Bizzaro Moment: ---- Cathy pulled off her wig and threw it into the closet with Sylvester _______________________________________ CHAPTER STATS Number of Weapons: ---- 1 baretta Number of Fights: ---- Number of Expletives: ---- FEATURED CHARACTERS Cathy   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 441)

Change: shitstuff Add a comment about this chapter WHY THIS CHAPTER IS GOLD CHAPTER TRIVIA Most Repeated Word/Line: ----RHYME SCHEMES DOPE RHYMES RIDICULOUS RHYMES He looked in the desser, i pull out my beretta! Don't you make a sound or some shit is goin' down. Now he's   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 431)

Change: out his loaded Beretta. Chapter Setting(s): Cathy’s bedroom, the closet This Chapter's Cliffhanger: Now's he's (Rufus) opening up the closet, closet, closet...Did anything like this ever happen to you? Share your real-life parallels. CHAPTER POLL CHAPTER'S BIGGEST...Brawl: ----Drama: ----Reveals: ----"Oh, Hell no!" Moment: Rufus   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 431)

Change: Word/Line: ----RHYME SCHEMES DOPE RHYMES RIDICULOUS RHYMES He looked in the desser, i pull out my beretta! Don't you make a sound or some shit is goin' down. RHYME GLOSSARY CHAPTER 1 VIDEO WITH COMMENTARY R. Kelly's most insightful moment: ----What I learned from watching the commentary video:   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 347)

Change: Who's been found out? NoNumber oneof yet!Reconciled couples: Fights: ----WarringNumber couples:of Expletives: ----FEATURED CHARACTERSCathySylvesterRufus_______________________________CHAPTER STATSNumber ofCHARACTER Infidelities:BEST 1MOMENTSNumber ofBest Expletives:line: --------NumberBest of cut-down: Fights: ----Number of Weapons:   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 302)

Change: This chapter left me feeling (maybe this should be a poll): ----Plot holes: ----What would you do in Sylvester's position? ----WHY THIS CHAPTER IS GOLDCHAPTER TRIVIAMost Repeated Word/Line:----RHYME SCHEMESDOPE RHYMESRIDICULOUS RHYMESRHYME GLOSSARYCHAPTER 1 VIDEO WITH COMMENTARYR. Kelly's   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 330)

Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 345)